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Hired goons?

Skrulls is comin'.

Paul Maguire…

It seems to me a calzone is an easier to eat pizza.  Everything held together neatly, no toppings or cheese falling off.

Good God, do I ever want a calzone right now.

Glad this got linked over from the Real Steel review.

That's bad.

I loved the live action Tick, with one exception.  Having Liz Vassey play Captain Liberty instead of American Maid was a big letdown.  Batmanuel towers over Die Fledermaus however.

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your
garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.

Not to mention the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal.

You see this tux? I got it cheap cause Roy Cohn died in it!  That fancy yacht? A bargain cause it smells like cat pee!  And those beautiful women? They used to be men!

Those tricky bastards.

I was banking on him blowing the car up just to prove a point after he realized Gus was leaving.

Over/under on how many takes Bryan had to do before he got the spinning gun to land on himself twice in a row?

One of my favorite films.  Though I watched it a little while ago and it really stood out to me just how much innuendo they were able to get away with.  From the moment CG and EMS meet, they're basically talking about sex the entire time.

Personally, I think he was the perfect Punisher.  Had they gotten someone competent to play the villain and not allowed John Travolta to hoover up large parts of the film into his gaping maw, the movie would be remembered more fondly.  Oh, and also if they didn't have Eddie Jemison playing Travolta's toady.  Can't

Your sister's a stupid little shit mouth bitch!

Yeah… LOOKS like…

I was in my dorm room in Athens.  The guy next door (a Braves fan) came over after the game and got in my face, clearly still stinging over the Cubs taking the Braves out in the NLDS a round before.  I've never been closer to murdering someone.

Understandable, what with all those killjoy farmers.