The whole time the A team was in Ted's house, all I could think of was "Hired goons?"

There's a nifty new invention called the internet that I'd like to turn you on to.

Not only did the Black and Yellow ranger get type/color cast, they don't even get actual Dinozords.  Even as an 8 year old obsessed with martial arts, I knew that Mastodons and Sabre Toothed Tigers weren't dinosaurs.

YES, someone else that remembers VR Troopers!  I thought I had imagined that series in some sort of fever dream as a child.  Apparently it's also available on Netflix now.

We need some more special sauce!  Put this mayonnaise in the sun!

O.A.R. became really popular among my group of friends my Senior year of High School.  For the life of me I couldn't understand why.

There's been a surprising amount of fictitious foodstuffs concocted by the gang.  Wine in a Can, Grilled Charlies, Milksteak (with only the finest jellybeans, raw)

"By the numbers" is the last phrase I would use to describe that montage.  The doctor getting it in the back of the head teamed with Mac pumping out bicep curls will make me laugh all day tomorrow whenever I think about it.

The blood spurt when Dee's hair was yanked out and I'm guessing a little green screen work to make it look like Mac and Frank were actually in the middle of the ocean.

Seriously, no threads about Ron's beard yet?  That was the highlight of my September so far.

Danny Devito's unmitigated joy at the fishing of the rum ham out of the ocean was delightful.

His time in Burma (isn't it Myanmar now?) is my favorite Peterman memory.

Do Sesame Street muppets count?  I'd have to go for Telly in that case.  If we're only talking the muppets proper, I'd be hard pressed to enjoy anyone more than Sam the Eagle.

My vote goes to Terminator: Salvation.  I was so pumped for that flick after seeing the trailer, and couldn't tell you what happened five minutes after I walked out of the theater.

Skyler takes Holly to the zoo and is accidentally eaten by a crocodile.

Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open mike night, eh? I'll show you!

Tonight confirmed my feelings. If Breaking Bad just forgot about the White family and had Jesse, Gus and Mike roaming the Southwest having adventures, I'd be content.

Aw gees… trees, shrubs!

Hortense the mule-faced girl!

Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.