The government calls it the Army. But a more alarmist name would be… The Killbot Factory!

Duh Paw, I cut my switch on the screen door ag'in.

"Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for… for some kind of sanity."

Quick, get the baking soda!

Man, eggs are complicated!  They should cost like 100 dollars each!

It's Killdozer!  CLINT WALKER NO!

What got me was that the actress that played Roxy was once an assistant on "Beakman's World".

Why don't you go back to doin' something blatantly homoerotic now?

"Syntho birds"

*Bum bum bum* Are you boys cooking up there?!  Are you building an interoceter?!

(Mitchell shoots thug on golf course)

Death Rat is worthwhile for the character who decides to live off the grid after an unintentional viewing of an episode of "Night Court".

The movie is how I got my dad into the show, and it guaranteed VHS copies of episodes under the Christmas tree for many years to come.

That's not a Spalding it's a Piquer Simon Jack Gray signature ball!

Plus a state trooper from seemingly EVERY state saluting at the end, with Mike answering each salute.

Crow screaming with his head on fire in the blooper reel is the hands-down funniest thing I've ever seen.

Saaay!  At least there's cocktails in this dimension!

"Days of our Years", the Union Pacific safety video is always going to be my favorite, just for the scene of the new father getting a blow torch across the eyes.  So devastating and yet so hysterical.

They do flat out unload on the guy.  That's OK though, seeing as how he's so repulsive.

I believe it was "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".  Either way, Fifi the poodle was embarrassed to be a part of it.