Oh my God, I killed Wilson!
Looks like it's back to jail for me! *Grunting*

Where the Red Fern Grows
Twas a book waaaaay before Dave Matthews got involved.

I demand more children watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.

$25,000 donation from Pete Hottelet at Omni Consumer Products Corporation… sounds like an alias for DICK JONES!!!

The Dark, Alone in the Dark, Dark City, Dark Water, The Dark Knight. Take your pick. Hmm, scratch that last one.

If by "scrambled a little" you mean there's no actual science, then yes.

Better or Worse than the Creation Museum in Kentucky? I want to make a pilgrammage there and just laugh and laugh all day and long into the night. Plus get a picture with myself riding a dinosaur.

I'm confused, are Scientologists for or against Xenu? Is he their God or their Devil?

Sweet fancy Moses
Lana's attractiveness makes me feel funny. It's… offputting.

I also cannot watch the video, please tell me he's wearing a blouse.

Bite his dick off!

SUX 6000s for everyone!

Guns, guns, guns!

Anyone see Laura Bush when they cut to the VIP section? To borrow a line from a commenter over at Kissing Suzy Kolber, she looked like she'd been Joker gassed.

That was the NFL "Best Fans Ever" commercial, correct? I found it hysterical just because greedy owners/players (they both share blame in this whole fiasco) are looking to lockout next season.

Dog's family members referring to him as "The Dog" delights me to no end.

That snowmobile chase scene was magnificent, just so everyone knows. This was my first episode of Archer, and I am firmly on board. Need to catch up on last season now.

Let's see how your ass feels about flyin'!

Xena-era Lucy Lawless would have been perfect.

Senior year AP Biology
My class took a field trip to a chiropractic college to see an autopsied cadaver (this was after dissecting fetal pigs, so it sort of made sense to expose high schoolers to that). I'd say at least a third of us brought Junior Mints with.