Here's hoping for a Steve Martin reprisal of his asshole waiter.

Did someone say Robocop?

Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread
You may as well eat poison.

I'll say it, I enjoyed Spirits Within. Even though I can't be bothered with Final Fantasy games. Turn based fighting makes no sense to me.

I sure would like to find a PS3 before next week. Damn things are sold out everywhere.

I enjoy achievements despite their uselessness because it's a nice way to look back on what you've done in-game. When I play, I try to do everything possible and squeeze out whatever the developers could think to put in. Now if you'll excuse me, my Mass Effect 2 insanity achievement isn't going to unlock itself.

I can name at least 10 women that would not make 20% hotter.

Of course they can't name it Susan
Cause then Susan Lucci would be all up in arms. And you don't want to be on her bad side.

Probably a bad sign for my job's future
I've played a lot of these.

Yeah, but Leslie let Professor Fate win, so I don't think it counts.

I'm convinced that it's Tom Hanks' funniest role.

Only if you call them Whitey-Whackers.

Persia, the whole thing would be:

Raymond Luxury-Yacht reports, Mr. Gumby decides.

Rat soup
It's gooooooood eatin'.

Neverending Story
Alright be honest, who here knew Limahl was a dude when they first heard the theme song?

CHICOOOOOOOOO!

Oh Die Another Day
You started out so promising (aside from the surfing) with JB being tortured and seeming serious. Then you just said "Fuck It" halfway through and made with the satellite lasers and iceberg parasailing and invisible cars.

Three words
Odell Down Under

Melissa, I approve. Kudos.