GAH
I will kill a hobo if it means getting tickets for a Chicago show. Still pissed I didn't get any for Late Night when he was here.

I sure am lucky you knocked me onto this pile of rusty bayonets!

Two come to mind
"South Postpones Rising Again For Yet Another Year"
http://www.theonion.com/con…

YOU know the ones I mean…

How do you leave angrily from a tent? *Zzzip* Fuck you.

Banmar, if you are the person in your picture, I enjoy imagining the vitriol pour forth from your mouth.

SHUT UP!!! THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

My Ninja Turtles DVDs tell me otherwise, though it's a lot easier now to see them as the toy commercials they truly were.

Same with me on DMB, loved them going into college, that faded upon realizing every fratty douchebag loved them.

SPOON!!!

Christmas Eve, actually. They get together on New Years.

The chickens that don't lay enough eggs end up on the dinner table, haven't you seen the glorious short film "The Chicken of Tomorrow"?

My favorites
- Snickers
- Google
- "Tim's Locker" Doritos (Solely for the sight gag of samurai armor made out of Doritos)

There you go, C.C. Baxter is someone that did deserve love.

Fool's Gold?

Evel, damn you to hell.

Ugh
I feel like I need a shower now.

Chow Yun Fat
Li Mu Bai in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". Dude fights off an unbeatable sword with a STICK!

Abarkheid just made my day.

You say "God Mode Ownage over agents of the system" like it's a bad thing.