I wouldn't put that past him, Commander.

Look at you, fancy pants. Spelling check with a "Q".

No Resident Evil: Apocalypse?
What gives? I dearly wanted to know his motivations about being a doctor (I think) in a crappy zombie videogame knockoff.

Or the pictures of his dinosaur toys in the backyard that he wants to sell to museums.

Oh my!

Wait a minute, the Hanar are the jellyfish looking aliens that refer to themselves as "this one". The elcor are the ones that have to say what they're feeling before every sentence.

Wait a minute, just realizing that the Hanar are the jellyfish aliens that refer to themselves as "this one". The Elcor are the ones that have to state what they're feeling before every sentence.

They come before the last mission Astro, just like the first game.

The Hanar Shakespeare advertisement may be my favorite part of this game.

I'm with them on being anyone
Anytime I see official Mass Effect art with the "stock" Shepard, I always think something's wrong. Shepard is supposed to look like mine does. Vaguely Asian. Pure badass.

You get crying, emo sex from Jack if you go the Paragon route.

Not to nerd out too much, but the Thorian was the giant plant being you killed in the first one, and the Salarian was the professor. You're thinking of the Turian (Garrus) and the Drell (Thane). Also Jacob's a female love interest.

I killed myself with the Cain first time I shot it. Stupid area of effect.

Her first line is great.

Finished on Saturday
Now I want to play it again. Gah, it's in my mind! It's all I think about at work!!!

Alien tentacle porn also!

Doritos, I do so love your cool ranch goodness.

Actually, I don't recall Bart having any of your albums.

Level 7, 79 Lines, 17960 Points.

Best part about it is the VHS copies of Tombstone and Mission: Impossible atop the TV.