I used to have one, but now I can't get the damn thing to stay in my profile. Not sure it's worth getting angry about, though.

Everyone just steals the booze anyway.

I want to see Shake Hands With Danger: The Musical

If you've never seen the wonder of a hot naked woman totally comprised of ASCII characters, slowly being assembled on a green-on-black screen over a 300 baud modem - man, you haven't lived.

Sean Young?

Viggo Mortensen gave an interview a couple of years ago that sums up my feelings on the LOTR and Hobbit trilogies: “It was very confusing, we were going at such a pace, and they had so many units shooting, it was really insane. But it’s true that the first script was better organised,” he says. “Also, Peter was always…

You spelled HITLIRY wrong.

I liked the sketch, but at this point I don't think I'll shed any tears when it disappears from everyone's memory on November 1st.

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Kids. I don't know what's wrong with these kids today.

Even after all these years, just thinking of that scene horrifies me. I feel complicit in the act by just watching it… uugh.

The Ultimate Extended Edition Director's Cut preview teaser for the movie will be 7 hours long.

I love Kate McKinnon, but… that was a couple of chuckle-worthy ones mixed into a big vat of Meh.

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Carol did an episode of Twilight Zone that was intended as a backdoor pilot for a sitcom, but it didn't get picked up (thank God - it was terrible)
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Yes, Trump deftly used the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense.

The quintessential drunk/stoner conversation:

I'm not dead. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy! I feel happy! (whack)

Benji Hur

Sure $81 doesn't sound like much, but that's just for him; when you include the rest of the band it comes out to either $324 or $405 (depending on whether you include the exploding drummer).

DC should have gone with my pitch instead "K-Mart: Returns", about the layaway and returns desk of a dying retailer chain.