Yes.  A lot.  Okay, that's a lie.

Me and Mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers.  True story.

Me and Mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers.  True story.

And blacks and whites hating on something together.  It's a beautiful thing.

And blacks and whites hating on something together.  It's a beautiful thing.

I get the itis after lunch, daily.

I get the itis after lunch, daily.

Sounds like Meat Loaf gave that guy the runs!  Sorry.

Sounds like Meat Loaf gave that guy the runs!  Sorry.

*and a bald head*

*and a bald head*

I used to date a girl who was 100% soul.  Shame what they did to her people.

I used to date a girl who was 100% soul.  Shame what they did to her people.

@Little Thin Man Accused in Rob Don't you mean, it'll be a hemorrhoid ride? Ehehe. Sorry.

@Little Thin Man Accused in Rob Don't you mean, it'll be a hemorrhoid ride? Ehehe. Sorry.

Yes, my weekly dose of the bieb!  All is right in the world again, until next week.  Thanks, A.V. Club.

Yes, my weekly dose of the bieb!  All is right in the world again, until next week.  Thanks, A.V. Club.

[over loudspeaker] Please step away from the cocktail.

[over loudspeaker] Please step away from the cocktail.

Actually, there's a lot of pressure in the high stakes competition to shit the shiniest turd.  Top o' the shit pile may not sound like much of a prize but dammit it's a prize.