Bojangle's has the best chicken. It's so good.

They sing in English better than Shonen Knife. They have that going for them.

I'm the one-man army, Ason
I've never been tooken out, I keep MC's lookin out
I drop science like girls be droppin babies
Enough to make a feller go cra-a-azy
Energy buildin, takin all types of medicines
Your ass thought you were better than

Full of grace! Full of grace!

All life is wretched. I assumed we all knew that.

His podcast about his mom dying made me cry. At work.

I've tried several times to appreciate Destroyer and just can't. It always reminds me of the Frogs first record, but unintentionally hilarious.

I like chubby ladies, fat ladies, ladies in general. Ever stay in bed on a cold day with a fat lady? It's heaven.

Ice Cube is reportedly doing the next commercial.

They still have Moons Over My Hammy, right?

This discussion is making me aroused/hungry.

The other stuff. I went out to dinner with a man I knew from work. We had a lovely meal and the conversation was pleasant. He later raped me while wearing a tiger mask and screaming in German. I just hope the date is ultimately remembered for the dinner and not the other stuff.

I wrote a hate letter to Riki Rachtman in 7th grade. I didn't want to hear anymore White Lion!

I heard they blur out the beard during the conception scene.

Box is slang for vagina.

Eggers=Crap

Ribs. Mmmmm.

A very long stretch. Dan in Real Life is near Patch Adams level horrible.

Boobs-Trainspotting. Yes, boobs.

I handed out the Musicology CDs at the door for free admission to a concert in Raleigh. I got there two hours early and got to watch Prince and his band play through some off the cuff covers during the soundcheck. They played the first verse of 'Fun' from Sly and the Family Stone followed by about 15 minutes of a…