Bright Ideas sounded pretty close to a Superchunk record.

You can't go wrong with any of their stuff, I think you got them at the height of their powers with Foolish and HTSU.

I put the babies in her. Are you some kind of asshole, DSS? I'll put babies in you too.

I can't believe she's 33. My wife is 33 and she has babies and shit.

I'm 32. I stayed at a fancy hotel last weekend that had a one of those short, squat toilets unlike the largemouthed human sized one I have at home. The distance from the seat to the water must have been two to three inches less than I'm used to. My old, sagging sac touched the water. I felt old, but not wizened.

Favorite Stones - Get Off of My Cloud

If this album is a type of shit, it's horse.

I remember when I would sit on my old basketball couch. The glory!

Black Sabbath - Born Again

I saw him with his shirt off once at the bus station. Big, big boobs and weird, jagged scars. He demanded to know what was in my craw. There was nothing in my craw at all.

Bring back the shiny shirts!

Faith No More with Chuck Mosely would be awesome. Introduce Yourself is up there with Angel Dust.

I'm hoping NMH show up to play at the Merge 20th Anniversary.

I had the rare pleasure of getting very high with Cedric and Omar from ATDI and playing with a bird who could swear.

We we're all about cocaine in middle school.

Doesn't Miss Jones do it with a snake? I think I remeber that, or I just want to remember that.

Pleats, motherfucker. Pleats!

He fucked a walrus? One leg, animal, Lennon. That guy will fuck anything.

Superchunk
Superchunk!

That rug really tied the room together.