When she signed with Modern Family, Season 4 had already wrapped filming.

(Cue "Charlie Kelly Was Shakespeare" conspiracy theorists.)

I'm tempted to single out Book 2 of The Faerie Queene. But that's stretching the definition of "poem." So give me John Donne's "A Nocturnal Upon St. Lucy's Day", which manages to fit too much into too little space for me not to choose it.

Yeah. He could have called him "Steve".

As opposed to all the British comedians who aren't constantly talking about how they're atheists?

I've know a lot of really nice men and women who were terrible comedians. Does that count?

Headline: "Morrissey attacks Jimmy Kimmel."

Except Garrett's first appearance, as a research assistant in the Abed waiting study.

The interesting thing I've noticed is, a lot of the Chang bits tend to play better live on the set than they do on the recorded show. Could be a function of TV's flattening effect.

And Matt Sharp as bandleader?

A single-camera show with three fairly well-known leads? I'm not saying it's an expensive show, but I'm sure it's no bargain either.

You know, even when you use an alternate handle on this board, the notifications show the user's main handle.

It's hard to say — is he a 30-point-a-game scorer because he chucks a bunch of low-percentage shots and never passes the ball? Is he a terrible defender? If he's a big man, does he rebound? If he's a point guard, how well does he run the offense? How bad are his teammates?

You're right. I forgot that he was in a few Season 2 episodes.

Well, if you weren't interested in engaging in a dialogue, why would you be posting here? What are you thinking — "these people whose opinions I don't care about probably want to hear what I have to say"? I mean, that's an awfully arrogant thing to believe. And if you did believe it at some point, your experiences…

Maya Rudolph wants to leave Up All Night to host a variety show. Or she could just wait until they retool Up All Night into a variety show.

Well, Travis, you've certainly cut a lot of words out of THIS post. And the one above it, too! Having second thoughts?

Well, Travis, you haven't been posting here for years as "Randy Wilkinson." So that wouldn't be the same, would it?

You're really digging yourself deeper, Travis. Tell, me, what kind of enjoyment are you getting from this? For that matter, what kind of enjoyment would you HOPE to get from this if it was working?

"Terriers" had a better title, though. Borderline irrelevant > actively embarrassing every time.