I'm going to picture Dustin Hoffman using the Internet…

Yeah, the joke in Lincoln jokes is almost never Lincoln. The joke is usually taking an iconic figure like Lincoln and putting him in an incongruous scenario.

Speaking of ass, Bunheads.

And yet Kenickie's first album is better than the entire careers of Beyonce and Queens of the Stone Age combined. A dilemma!

All of that aside, it's essentially off-key.

Yeah — I've always considered her kind of a cipher… not markedly worse than a lot of those interchangeable pop singers (though that "Single Ladies" song was just brutal), but nothing special either.

I can see it — Barry can be funny, though not as funny as several of the series regulars.

Personally, I'm reminded of Wakko Warner. But I guess that works too.

Don't tell that to De La Soul.

Scott Foley, the composite Kid in the Hall?

Every show loses staff members every season.

This is true — Community is especially popular with college students and the like, a demographic which is more likely to be doing something, ANYTHING on Valentine's Day. I'd say even a 1.3 may be a conservative estimate — Parks was down from a 2.0 to a 1.5, so I think Community may well rebound by .3 or .4.

Really? When's the last time you saw Tina Fey?

Well, sure, but that would apply to half the characters on television.

Archer wears a regular, non-purple suit.

57 is a tough number, because that's 2 seasons away. I wish them luck, obviously, but it's not like the push Community will have next year to 88/100, or even the push this year to 84. Even if they got a full 22-episode order from ABC, that would only bring them up to 79. Fingers crossed, I suppose.

Well, there's music, but other than that, you might be right.

The New Pornographers. (1 was Elvis Costello and the Attractions, but it's a lot more broadly applicable.)

"Wrong" how?

I believe the opposite. Written interaction is real interaction, the stuff that happens out there is ephemeral and imprecise. But hey, that's me.