Also, you're not required to like either.

The only Australian band is the Go-Betweens. There are no other Australian bands.

The other question is, if a woman was in a coma for 17 years and survived with (I'm assuming for the sake of the show) her physical and mental faculties intact, would she look older or younger than her actual age? I mean, there's a lot of stuff (making facial expressions, exposure to the sun) that would tend to age…

I wouldn't be so sure. I haven't seen the script, but honestly — once she wakes up from the coma, isn't it just a fairly standard show? I'm wary of TV show premises that are mostly about things that happened before the show even starts.

It would also be better if it were DJ Roomba.

Nah. Leonard and Magnitude are the leading contenders for the Papacy, but as usual, South Park is probably going to win.

Are we counting "The Venture Bros." as running? Because I feel like if so, it has to at least be in the conversation.

Yeah, I struggled to phrase that. I probably should have just said "to Larry David Seinfeld."

It's nothing compared to what they did to Don O'Harmon.

Does public fucking even count as a job?

Chicago Fire? Isn't that a hockey team or something?

A… process tree?

There's a difference between an actor, who is specific because he/she is visible, and a team of writers which has some changes from a previous team of writers (and also some returning writers). Writers have left before, writers have come in before, it's a constant state of flux. Which isn't ideal, maybe, but that's…

Kristen Wigg is hot in a Kristen Wiig in a wig way.

What if you already had it bookmarked to refer to in case you wanted to learn directing some day?

What about The Moldy Steak in the Bronx?

Watch five actresses interview to replace Christina Applegate on "Up All Night" — tonight on "The GOB."

Well, there's not another NBC comedy aside from Parks that can claim ratings better than a 1.3. So Community has a long way to fall before it's in any danger. (And as stated before, Community is likely to win any tiebreaker between similarly-rated shows.)

Oh, well, yeah, that. They can definitely sell a higher-rated show for more. Should have mentioned that as well.

Is this the first time they've put Community and Parks next to each other? Because it seems on paper like they should have been doing that for years.