Any other commenters from Lafayette, LA?
I was so furious. Last night, my local FOX affiliate, KADN, proved my theory that the entire station is being run by one lone down-syndrome stricken hermorphodite chimpanzee with an inner-ear infection.

Give the Simpsons a pass here. Other than the episode where the whole town went to Jerusalem, it's been pretty solid.

Opening will be punk band Bad Brains

9.5, if we are going to remember him as the hard-partying Poison frontman who provided many a soundtrack to my high school and college days.

Somebody examine the monkey in the sundress, stat! All clues lie within.

If Bret Michaels gets another reality show because of this, then the terrorists have already won.

Need an i.d. here
I'm late to the Idol game this season… I know, I missed so much, right?

Real simple—

I think this demands a slow-building round of appreciation for hot, redheaded Irish lasses.

Oh to be an executive at General Mills—

The microphone….
Why doesn't the mic have 1000 open herpes blisters? Airbrushing?

The same sound your mom makes, minus the begging for Chuck E Cheese tokens?

I can hear the suckitude already. We know how well blatant sex shows go. The stoner stuff sounds like a bunch of suits were in a room and went, 'ya know what's funy? Half Baked. Gimme a ton of new shows about pot.'

Louisiana representin'
Ellen, HC Jr - New Orleans natives
Randy Jackson, Rickey Minor - Baton Rouge

Why don't I hate this show?
1. Another week, another Sue Sylvester video. I should be crying 'lazy writers', but damn it if it wasn't super clever and hilarious. Maybe with Olivia Newton John offering her services, night inspire other stars to come out of the woodwork?

Siobahn
I know she sounds like a wounded balloon, but God was she not hot as a vampire? I smell independent films in her future.

Death match— General Platt v. Epic Beard Man v. Cheeseburger Josh

Let's talk FINALE - prediction
Place your bets now. Who do you think is going to be the star to sing 'Pants on the Ground' in the finale with General Platt? JayZ? Luda? Snoop?

New Wave +1. Seriously.

True Dat. Alicia Keys sucked. What was with the arm motions? Every four-count she was either touching her hips or her hair. Without the piano in front of her, it was like taking away a blind man's guard dog.Way pitchy, too.