Take Me to the River
Who taught A.V. Club to write obits, their mother? No mention of cause of death is annoying.

Tripe
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The author's premise that angels are safe is a conundrum, because so is being outfitted in a straightjacket. Where's the fun in that? I say, if it's the pitch to interest teens in angels, then why not zombies, elves, harlequins, and goblins? May as well go the nine yards.