you deleted uncle kracker?
And all this time I thought you cared about music.

I PLAY DOMINOES WITH FELIX… HE LIVE UP THE BLOCK
I think this girl will be less handicapped by her status as a transgendered person than by the fact that she sounds like Tracy Morgan as Dominican Lou.

Winnebago, I assume by 'Disregarding Henry' you were referring to 'Deconstructing Harry'. Although a film by Woody Allen where everyone ignores Harrison Ford would be something.

EH
I saw them open for No Age too and they were alright. Give 'em a break, they're all like 18 years old. They seem like the kind of band that will get better as they go.

EH
I saw them open for No Age too and they were alright. Give 'em a break, they're all like 18 years old. They seem like the kind of band that will get better as they go.

EH
I saw them open for No Age too and they were alright. Give 'em a break, they're all like 18 years old. They seem like the kind of band that will get better as they go.

come on in pussy lovers
We're slashing pussy in half!

oh man
I just came up with the best portmanteau since Filliam H. Muffman:

ugh
In 2001 this chick released a Christian pop album under her given name, Katy Hudson, and now this. Which makes her juvenile faux-rebellious crap seem even more contrived, if that's possible. I'll bet you a fiver that her next album sounds like M.I.A. but has an Evanescence collaboration for that sweet, sweet…

Your father may never again have what we call a 'human face'.

www.geocities.com/outlawvern
Whenever Vern (the only remotely worthwhile AICN contributor) mentions an actor in a review, he follows with their most embarrassing credit in parentheses, like "Michael Caine (ON DEADLY GROUND) stars as blah blah blah." It's a practice I feel that everyone should adopt.

Even 2 Dwarfs Started 2 Small.

Speaking of numerals in movie titles, my friend Steve suggested patterning sequels after 2 Fast 2 Furious. The best one we came up with was 2 Fantastic 2 Four.

I loved him in 'Step Up 2 The Streets'.

tom green
This worthless pile of excrement made an appearance on Tom Green's internet-only talk show (how's that for a twilight-of-one's-career wormhole?) and got noticeably irate over being touched. Hold on, I'll find it:

goddamn right
I have the 'sounds of surgery' album (A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure) and I gotta agree with the 'had to be more fun to make than it is to listen to' sentiment.

Dear Cleve R. Name,

OH NO THEY DI'N'T
I hope they gave out a lifetime achievement award for Most Indignant Black Guy or Noblest AIDS Sufferer.

fucking mouth-breathing listmakers
If I ever accomplish anything like what the Stones did between '64 and '81, you can bet I'll expect a free pass to suck for the rest of my life.

one of these things is not like the other
I don't need to look at the schedule to see when Blues Traveler is playing; I'll just wait for 5,000 indie kids taking a 45-minute bathroom break at the exact same time.