Come on…
With a title like 'My Sassy Girl' you just knew it was a remake of something Asian. It may as well have been called Mr. Marshmallow's Goofy Nymphets.

Doors fans aren't made, they're born
Right now in Africa there's some guy madly beating on a drum. He's a Doors fan. Or an old lady sitting on the bus sucking humbugs. She's a Rider On The Storm, but she ain't never heard the sounds.

P-Model
Holy shit, that band had to have been invented by Jesus specifically for me, just so I would have something to show my art-fag friends and say "I KNEW ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU DID".