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    Spicy Candy
    I don't know about spicy chocolate, but we used to get chili powder-covered lollipops. I was completely disgusted by them at first, but they grow on you like you wouldn't believe. Mmm, spicy and fuity.

    lightninglouie
    You need to use an advanced technique to pick up those kind of girls.

    whalleywhat
    Yeah, but his book really is advertised as "how to get beautiful women into bed". So he was clearly just trying to not look like such a douche on the show. It didn't work, though. The binoculars gave him away.

    You don't have to dress like a clown…
    But you have to wear black nail polish? Or goggles? Huh?