Scar Tissue
Scarlett's acting in this music video does really suck, but I can't blame her for phoning this project in. And Thora Birch probably is the better actress…what happened to her?

Peter Whatever Paul
I think there's a 95% chance that you're a Mormon with all the weird misspelled curse words. If only there was a "gosh darn" thrown in I'd be certain.

Ryan S
Oh snap! Amelie foolishly fell into the oh-so-literal reading that robs your rambling epic of all of its creative worth! Please educate us as to all of the ways in which a non-face-value reading reveals hilarious and interesting things not otherwise apparent.

Cribaicl
The Jenna McCarthy comparison is way, WAY off. For one thing, Jenna's career lasted about the blink of an eye - Sarah has been the most enduring female comedian of discernable quality for awhile now. She even recovered from dating Colin Quinn!!!! More importantly, I would argue that Sarah is radically…

oops
Ok, no more copying of text into comments here. That was not, uh, what I meant to say.

Save the Cheerleader, Save the Network!
This article was some QUAL-UH-TEE writing. My favourite line: "âHeroes,â which, like âLost,â has a large cast and plotlines that zigzag and splinter, is intentionally ZOWIE! and KAPOW!"

SSP is going to be really good, I think
I think some people are either asking too much from her, judging too harshly, or just don't get it. Also, the critics are saying that the first episode is less funny than the next two they've seen. And I think it was clearly funnier than Chapelle's first episode - and that had a…

inverts1…
Hey, I have no real love for Timberlake myself. I really *want* to dislike him. But have you really listened to FutureSex/LoveSounds? Pitchforkmedia called "My Love" the best song of 2006 - and I have a hard time disagreeing with them. Most of the credit doesn't go to Timberlake - Timbaland's producing is…

Kyle - you're quite the Janus
Your comment confused the fuck out of me. Your subject line is that you like it, and yet your comment states that mocking lazy 80s mockeries is "shooting fish"? Which is it?

I wouldn't say it is funny, no…
What Amelie designates as the "jokes" are easily the least funny parts of the sketch, I think. The absurd lingering on gyrating crotches was kind of borderline amusing, but that's about it.

This is a great time to live in Boston
Who the hell wrote "Da Moon Rules #1" on my car, with a key?!?!?

Wow
I already find the teacups disconcerting on their own…this is…much, much worse.

VM
I have a hard time with the Veronica Mars/Buffy comparisons. Sure, they're both about sassy, ass-kicking blond women and their cooky ensembles. But I worship at the feet of Veronica Mars, and I couldn't stand Buffy. Is that weird?