Yo, respeck. The beard is real, aight

Hotter is a stretch as it would mean some form of hotness.

U4L get WTP. This is how DS writes HL.

Sorry, u4l it sounds like you have TMA real BAD.

Joaquin Phoenix and Michael Jackson. Is there more to that?

I'll have you know that WireDoo is currently in beta testing!

KFP is no coward.

Can we please talk about Kenny Fucking Powers crazy/amazing motorcycle?

I like it, I like it a lot.

Ha?

cut to cute kid rapping

Does he still make music?

Like x 500000000000000000000000

Do you think Newt would be willing to be Speaker again?

While you simpletons are using YouTube for cat videos and crappy pop songs, I, Hear God Laugh, am using it to listen to the finest classical music. *Chokes on caviar*

cool story, bro.

Godless killing machines.

90s retro is so awesome! Now, let's get that 1990s style economy!

Please be because he's officially offically running for president!!!

Kristen Bell has really let herself go.