Even if they are comprehensible, Shakespeare's works are scripts and not prose. Hearing them performed by trained actors is really the way that they are meant to be consumed. Try reading a script from an episode of your favorite TV show- it will definitely lose something compared to the final product.

Really? I thought it was sssSMOKIN'!

I will never stop calling them Randy Jackson Jihad

She kind of seems like a character on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast who doesn't have a premise and winds up tanking the episode.

Whatever algorithm the AV Club uses for "most read" must have a year-discrimination problem, unless this is really the most read article 359 days after it was published.

Is Justice popular with the whole party-neon-tanktop EDM scene? That is kind of disappointing. One of the most strangely memorable experiences in my life was chanting out "We are your friends/You'll never be alone again" in a sandstone canyon while Justice looped that bit for about 10 minutes. It was great in that it…

They prefer to be referred to as a velociraptor motorcycle club.

Absolutely. "Get told to dial it back backstage later on/Everyone in this building dead before the dawn" is incredible in the way that it shifts the setting from the ring to reality.

Huh, the early synopsis and trailer for Irrational Man seemed to indicate it was a creepy-ass movie about a professor getting his mojo back after fucking a student. I am super relieved that it is about planning a murder instead.

You can order it without garlic butter. There will still be a bit that is brushed on the dough beforehand, but the really strong flavor is from a large squirt of garlic butter put on the crust after it comes out of the oven. After working there for a few months, the smell of it makes you gag.

I hope Jake Johnson is playing a stegosaurus.

rap, crap, a doodly snap
we got a good flow and it ain't no trap
in the midwest they just say "staahp"
and youtube commenting teenagers want to hear someone clap
cause they listen to music created by those within their own racial groups
and probably believe that they take superior poops

They announced on TCGS that they will still stream the tapings online to allow for audience participation and then air them later on.

Not that this would likely persuade you, but New Girl was pretty terrible for the first 6 episodes or so and then had a massive increase in quality.

Whoever came up with that must be part of the Most Violent Crap Group. (I am not good at puns)

There are Black Friday sales in Britain? I guess it isn't surprising, but it seems strange given that it is set in relation to American Thanksgiving.

Getz/Gilberto, "Desafinado"

When he first needed a voice synthesizer, he didn't have the option of any accent but American. He was offered a more advanced synthesizer with a British accent later, but he turned it down because he had used the previous one for long enough that he considered it to be his voice.