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You are completely gay.  I bet you and your friends danced around the kitchen and sang Motown songs using a spoon for a microphone, while you prepared dinner.

Yeah, You Know, That's Just Like, Your Opinion, Charlie Brown.

Who?  The kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood?

Well, Katy Perry does resemble her quite a bit…maybe the network swapped her out?

Lurv?

Oooh!  He could call his fan club Dane Kook's Lux Clan.  Make it swank looking and offer discounts on merch, pre-tour ticket sales, a joke of the week, pictures of titties, and stuff.

Oh yeah!

*You* try poisoning 900 people on a budget!

….into Somalian waters.

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He should just come on out to the buffet and SHINE!

SURRRRRRRGE!

Oh, I am so watching that.  It's like the anti- Highway to Heaven.

Maybe you're just too demanding.

He's a loose cannon!

He's a loose cannon!

Their shift manager is a total bitch!

Seeing that ad makes me question my commitment to Sparkle Motion.

How about a Mountain Dew bottle half-filled with Kodiak spit?