They really feeeeeeeeeel emotions.  SO many of them.

Eh, it's still fish in a barrel.  Everyone hates that song, but I like it: the lyrics are clever, and it's so evocative of post-hippy California in the 70s.  It's a win that's been mistakenly identified as a failure.

Nor is it a documentary regarding the mountain of Moleskines accumulated by writer-vocalist Joey Tempest that ultimately led to the crafting of Europe's classic 1987 power metal ballad.

NICE GIRLS DON'T WEAR CHA CHA HEELS!

The Bleached White Skeleton?

1. Satin sheets
2. Tropical oils
3. Boiling swimming pools

But my sense of shock and terror has been blunted and can only stand NEWER EDGIER THINGS.

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

No one can out-cunt Kurt Sutter!

Arctic/Antarctic!

Friends and How I Met Your Mother

Am I the only one who found Ash's girlfriend Linda to be disturbingly sexy AFTER she was possessed in the original?

Another example of yellow journalism!

Lots of times, Kim doesn't even run down court.  And she doesn't really try, except during the playoffs.

Even if you loathe some of his work, you have to admit Steve Winwood is a phenomenally talented musician.

COUNTERFACT:  Hornsby=piano, Winwood=organ.

He also proceeded to give your first love a scorching case of the herp, too, didn't he?

Mellow off!  Man, it's a brand new year!

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.

I'm singing that to the tune of Berserker.