I'm singing that to the tune of Berserker.

And if someone could let me know if anyone claws away their own fingernails while attempting hold onto a piece of driftwood in a futile attempt to save themselves from drowning, I'd appreciate it.  Hate it when they do that.  

And if someone could let me know if anyone claws away their own fingernails while attempting hold onto a piece of driftwood in a futile attempt to save themselves from drowning, I'd appreciate it.  Hate it when they do that.  

You haven't met BearForce1: heaven on earth.

You haven't met BearForce1: heaven on earth.

"He can take on five men…the entire A-Team…a potent fantasy.  Cruise …is.. particularly…proud of…another man's head…abilities"

"He can take on five men…the entire A-Team…a potent fantasy.  Cruise …is.. particularly…proud of…another man's head…abilities"

Fuck yeah!  COBURN!

Fuck yeah!  COBURN!

Supermodel Gorilla, booking photo shoots for Bruno Mars and The Rolling Stones.

Supermodel Gorilla, booking photo shoots for Bruno Mars and The Rolling Stones.

People get the pop stars they deserve.

People get the pop stars they deserve.

4 calling cards and 3 hit men

4 calling cards and 3 hit men

"…and THIS is my grabbing hand.  It grabs all it can."

"…and THIS is my grabbing hand.  It grabs all it can."

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

Sometimes, always, never!