The PeeOTUS thing is my birtherism. They know it's stupid, I know it's stupid, but I just don't care.

Exceptional, maybe not. Noteworthy, certainly.*

So this is into, "we're doing it to help them!" territory?

I was thinking, "icing colored with mercury and lead," but yours is good too.

I think that's the official White House cake-saber.

I don't. I thought you were pretty clear.

Yep. Come out from under your beds! Ditch your extra Atavan! Let's get fuckin rowdy!
(but not too rowdy. No violence or property damage, please, as this hurts the cause)

Somebody should tell him about finger cots. Finally, something to fit him.

At least my guy wasn't a piss-drinker.
Enjoy your PeeOTUS.

Calm your tit.
Just one tit.
The other one?
That your party tit.

I'm reminded of a book by Charles Stross where the super-popular TV evangelist is actually running a cult of humans possessed by Lovecraftian entities from beyond time, and a parasite has chewed off his penis and installed itself there, like those bugs who eat and become the fish's tongue and run it from there (which…

It's also pretty funny. Unlike the authoritarian regimes of old, we all have the internet, AND this picture.

Yes, your whole deal is lame and old.

Since we're mentioning it, Orange Crush by Tim Dorsey is great and hilarious (as are most of his books. Truggerfish Twist probably takes the cake though).

Also, Satan is my motor.

Considering the numbers, there's no way they're going to be able to fit 2/3rds of America in there.

Hey hey. C'mon man. That hurts. Sometimes we're just trying to get through school and get our lives together.

*noisily shakes face back into shape*

I've actually got so many elements blocked on this page that I don't even see pictures.
Occasionally, I think, "man, I'd really like to see that," so I google it.
But I avoid being bombarded with shit I don't want to see, and the page functions much better on my browser.

He tried, but he's shorter and fatter.