Ah yes, "Logic and reason. Now excuse me while I do neither at length."

At least people fucking show up for our parties.

Why did all you little whiners cry so much the last eight years?

I'm absolutely certain that the last First Lady hated the job too.

*PeeOTUS.

I'm just hoping he grows so spiteful at imagined snubs from congress that absolutely dick gets done. It's really the best outcome.

No, this just means that somewhere, the guys without the goatees lost the time war.

Shit, I don't like her and voted for her anyway because holy crap you guys.

FFS we should do LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT watch the inauguration. This is like when everybody here was discussing the republican debates. I mean, what? You're not getting an ulcer fast enough? Now I understand how people say things like, "you just have to make it through the first two seasons! It gets good then!"

Worse, fruititarian. All that fructose may have even exacerbated his pancreatic condition.

You have to make sure you don't think you know more than your doctor, or a third grader who has glanced at a food pyramid.

While still deplorable, that's not quite "electrocuting children."
Modern electroshock therapy isn't quite the old car battery and jumper cables deal.

Does he though? I admit I don't have complete knowledge of how this works, but I'm nigh certain that he doesn't get the codes. He gets the phone number of the person who has a line to the person that has one set of them.

Let's look at it this way: do you think for a second that Mathis is going to put his stamp on an order that came through that office?

If you have to oppose somebody, you want to oppose a professional. They're much less likely to make an idiotic mistake that benefits no one. It's like that chess rookie who takes every fucking gambit you offer and you're left with a rook and pawn each, shuffling kings around the board.

Fuck that. At least you know where you stand with Beezelbub. You might even get something good out of the deal. Those other guys? Not bloody likely.

I'm growing increasingly skeptical of the idea that these people sign up to go fight and die so that giant corporations who don't pay tax in the first place can relocate to another country and make money there.

I was really concerned that we were gonna have another Bush vs Clinton, but I never thought that Monkey's Paw thing could go quite this badly.

I never, ever do this, and I'm actually against the practice, but she's just too ripe for it.

Some entirely too cheery lady came through my line today and asked if we had flags and flagpoles. "With the inauguration tomorrow, that would be a good time to sell flags and flagpoles!"