That's how we made your brother.

I feel like if the sub-genre was a thing back thing, they'd have been tagged power metal, which was PURE cheese, and it was fucking GLORIOUS.

Yep. Saw the headline and thought of SiT. Mentioned it further up.
I saw Priest back in… gawd… 88? 89? 91? I dunno. Downing was so blitzed that he fucked up the finale, but his playing was on.

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I'm not sure I need innovation. I'm not really searching for anything new, but rather the prime examples of a thing. The White Stripes were just a blues rock duo, but they did it really well, and are excellent examples of it.

Yeah if you can't hit the notes, go back to your fucking lessons, because your performance is gonna suck rocks.
Hey, harsh but fair.

Yep. That's my line too. If you can't go up there and rock that shit live, why bother? That said, I get that a lot of pop shows are SHOWS. And that's fine. A lot of my favorite artists combine incredible performance with incredible "show," but for me it's the ability to nail it with four to thirteen (or whatever)…

On the other hand, if Spotify had Radio Tarifa's first album, that would be nice.

I'm old enough to feel like a performer needs to be able to bring it live. I really want people singing and playing instruments competently when I go see them. If your show is recorded and played back (and the actual show part isn't breathtaking) then WTF am I leaving my house and paying for? I get that pop artists…

IMO auto tune as an obvious effect can work, but that T Paine guy kinda built his house on it and you can't do it anymore.

I never worked retail in my life until very recently. Oh my fucking gawd. I never liked Christmas music anyway. One of my fellow workers just yesterday walked by singing a Christmas song and I was like, "you shut your goddamn mouth. We're done with that, you hear me?"

Oh he's definitely a genius, but the thing about geniuses is that they sometimes follow through on really shitty ideas.

Fuckin electronic drums, man. They wanted everything digital in those days.

Jeezus. Who has 36 hours to trip balls and then recover at my age?

The only way to beat a bad… uh… bear with a Honda is a….

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Ehhhhh I had em recently for the first time in… well I dunno. They were so puffed and airy that after ten, I still didn't feel like I ate anything. I was disappointed. Oh well. I ate at McDonald's. I knew the risks.

Well they didn't pitch in for mention, so.

We used to serve those the vegetarian residents (when we were out of tofu). They wouldn't eat them because they though they were real. This is in contrast to MCD's nuggets, which I for some reason tried again recently, and they're like… puffed. Too airy. Not filling.

Violence is not the answer. Except maybe in cases like this.
If you need your hands uninjured for work or something, call me.