Oh we always new he was a self-hating gay dude anyway.

"I am driver. I turn left, I turn right."

Yep. Distinctly got that vibe myself. He's positioned himself to run the show with the unspoken cooperation of the cops.

Yeah I think we're deep into "welcome to earf" territory here.

Oh absolutely. I'm not trying to knock him at all. While I was always ok (at best) at the fighting side, I could make a crowd audibly gasp during a broadsword routine, which is to say that's the side of martial arts I enjoyed the most. I similarly admire acrobats and gymnasts and such.

That's one I've never heard! I've heard "if it wasn't for the sex, I wouldn't pretend to like women," but not that one.

Fair enough. Primary distinction in how they represent then.

He was so damn good in that movie.

Meh. I dropped damn near 900 bucks on a PC where I play Civ V and Fallout 3. Sure, I could play anything under the sun, but I'm a creature of habit.

Sorry about your house. AWESOME about your N64 though!

Huh. I always felt like there was no way I could break an OG NES or SNES controller short of… well running it over wouldn't do it. That doesn't even break your foot. But just grabbing a PS or Xbox controller and twisting ever so slightly produces a worrisome crack/creak sensation. Like, "yes, I could definitely break…

Plenty of games, all the way back to DOOM, once the way was clear and I really wanted to explore, I'd navigate solely by map movement.

Well PC is unique in how well it handles turn-based strategy and RTS. There ARE decent ports of those things on consoles, but they'll never be able to compete with having a mouse. That said, I prefer a controller for anything action-oriented, because the increased key travel (uptake) on most keyboards is inferior to…

When I played tabletop battle games, some units (or the defending team) could do things like lay traps and mines. Of course you wouldn't want the other team to know where those were, so you had to keep that data on a separate sheet with the numbers of the relevant hexes listed. I know there are online resources for…

The closest I ever got to action/combat nirvana was Fruit Ninja with the connect. On a good day, I sling a roundhouse precise enough that the camera detected it and arced through the fruit accordingly. Made me feel pretty badass.

Sadly, I believe the whales of the gaming market are 26-36 year olds who still think and act like 1 y/o edgelords.

I'd imagine that you have to develop for every platform/system individually anyway, but to compound motion controls and mouse controls is probably whole other ball of wax as you suggest.

Yeah a lot of TVs have a delay to detect a signal and won't show anything until they do.

I always wonder about those people who can go from gay marriage to dog fucking in 2.2 seconds. Like, wow. How close is that to your normal running consciousness that it's the thing you think of IMMEDIATELY.

Yeah that never did it for me either. They all seemed to me (when I was exposed to CW) to be model-skinny, which doesn't do it for me. I lean toward kinda buff or kinda chubby.