"I like military leaders who WIN wars!"

When I moved in with my girl, she had these two 32-inch HD console TVs (remember that brief era?) and only watched stuff on her tablet. I got them into the truck and donated them at Best Buy (you have to pay a lot of money to dispose of electronics in Colorado… there's actually very little you can just throw in the…

I actually follow the strongman sport. It's the only one that really interests me. MMA, like boxing, has a lot of rules that make it boring to watch (and safer for the participants) and team sport is just… I can't make myself care. American football might be the worst because commercial breaks offend me. An hour on…

I had a cat that made it to 37 pounds. He was my first cat. Now, he was a REALLY fucking big cat in the first place. No special breed, just big. But at that weight, he hurt his hip and couldn't get around on the tile (his back paw would slide and you could see and hear him wince with every step). He was pretty happy…

It's not a Samsung (I actually forget the brand) but my store has a recall notice up about a washing machine where the bucket may become detached during spin and dislodging the lid. It's a laceration risk.

I would completely trash my credit score* to fund that.

Wasn't me. The Ford Focus has a completely different reputation (and engine) where she's from. Her dad has one you can't even get here.

I'm like 81% percent on board with this comment, but not completely.
It's enough for an upvote.

No. Not even a little. Let's drink.

forever and ever until the heat death of the universe.

He could be the fucking Anti-Duckboard and depose Trump in a coup for all I care. *

We're gonna need a bigger bag.

I'm not feeling very well myself.

John's ability to pick a hairdresser?

Ha ha those ARE colorful characters!

Fuckin St Pete Ribfest regularly got better acts than this. The actual Blues Brothers, the B-52's, some other really good ones (the B-52-s were soooo good).

I'll be honest, at this point, I enjoy Australia's Biggest Pink Floyd Cover Band much more than I enjoy Pink Floyd (I know, but they haven't been good live in forever).

I've got the AV Club so ad-blocked that I don't even get photos.
But the comments scroll smoothly for me now.

I'm not 100% sure on the timeline of DC's construction and reconstruction, but I suspect that Burnham might have had more to do with that.

Wait wait… The Piano Guys are playing the inauguration? Fuck.