I've never been more professionally satisfied than when my boss and CEO hated my guts, thought I was an irrational freak, but wouldn't fire me because I did anything thrown my way and did it well and quietly.

That does sound great! I have to admit I've come around on that sort of thing. Long ago, I lumped it in with synth guitars as impure (IMPURE!) but that's kinda dumb. So fuckin A why not. It's like having ALL THE FOOTPEDALS (and rack effects) right there in one package.

Yeah my semi-hollow pings and pinches and my Viking 3 is super-buzzy. I'm convinced the string width is uneven too. I've sat with youtube videos and written walkthroughs and I've never made a guitar better by trying.

I have a measure of athletic ability, but if I'm spinning and flipping, I'm doing it on my own two feet, goddammit.
And I actually do that. On my non-lifting days, I go down in the basement, line up a bunch of milk crates, and jump, spin and lateral-spin over them for cardiovascular conditioning (steady-state is…

Sorry man. After the redesign, cracked locks by browser within three minutes on the site. Can't go there anymore.

Sweet! Tell us all about it!
Hours have been gutted where I work, so I finally picked up a guitar for the first time in… well maybe since I started school. Decided I'd learn to play Wild Horses. It ain't all that. HOLY CRAP are my fingertips sore though. My fingertip calluses have forsaken me.

If that's your thought at a last smile and wave from the actress in-character, then… well I just don't know what to say. I'm talking about graceful ways out for the character that still pay respects to the actress. Star Wars lore doesn't make a damn bit of sense or have any internal consistency anyway. Everything in…

Hey man, you do what you want and be happy, but I'm absofuckinglootely certain that you don't wanna be anywhere near me if I'm getting my 75-120g of daily protein from beans.

Nah I just get the essential saltes and call em up later in my underground chamber.

He used to have his own label. What happened to that?

I never thought of it, but I owned one hoodie when that happened. Black. Falcons.

I'll be honest, I never really watched a lot of Simpsons, so I only know the big ones that are recycled endlessly here.

I went there a couple of times in… I guess the early 90s. Certainly no later than 95. And even being like 22 or 23, I felt like I was waaaay too old for that place. Is Empire still around? I remember when Empire was 911, and 911 wasn't even in Ybor. It was closer to what is now Channelside, which was a warehouse…

I've told this story before.

Yeah. Write her out gracefully and MAYBE give us a group force-ghost smile and wave at the end. This is the one franchise where a little thing like that is built right in. C'mon… tell me you wouldn't tear right the hell up at that.

Ha ha I'll see if I can work that out. I don't have any pics hosted anywhere, for I am old.

No but I fuckin will. Thanks!

I bought a few shirts from fave authors sold on one of those sites where you could choose the stock shirt and I did. They're comfortable as hell and I look fucking GREAT in them.

The shirts are sized like international sizes, similar to Under Armor and some other large, worldwide brands. Basically go one size up from your US size.

You can order some sweet-fitting tees from The Loyal Brand. I also lament the loss of their t shirts.