Yep. It takes specific conditions kept up over time to condition people into savagery. There's a reason society exists, and that's because human interaction coalesce into societies first. Once established, it takes a particular set of circumstances over time to erode it. Yes, there are plenty of real-world examples of…

I don't think that's true though. Sure, some ugliness comes out in people in the right conditions, but like… people don't turn cannibal and kill and eat each other. They eat the dead.

At least we still have each other, Jack.

He said human being.

I used to listen to Kieth Sweat's syndicated show and some of the callers were AMAZING.

Huh. That's my religion's sign of the endtimes, believe it or not.

Paul Pissley?
Peter Piss?
Piss Frehly?

It's like a particularly shit political thriller by those guys who wish they were Tom Clancy (!?) but are like, more shit than that.

Despite being latecomers, we really made up for lost time.

At least you get to be unconscious for Cosby.

I'd always catch the end of Welk because it meant The Muppets was coming on, Then they'd play that Enjolie commercial and BOOM. Kermit.

The day I go back to reading the newswires, and they're full of crap.

Dual mode. Two endings.

Faw! You could call her BJ Johnson.
Ah me. That's funny.

The biblical name for him is James
The nickname for James is Jim
A nickname for Jim is Jimbo
And you've got a friend in him
Oh you've got a friend in Jimbo
And he's got a beer to lend

The editorial theme and the case it makes is really good too. So not only is it some primo RLH, there's the other layer that it's like "scenes from a history" or something.

*chucks cigarette into the gutter*

Depends on who you ask. My girl's father has and still does get a lot of mileage out of being an Englishman when it suits him, and a surly Cornishman when it does not. If he doesn't like a question on the census, he just writes in "snoop question!" and moves on.

Less greasy too.

I do like a nice meal from time to time, but yeah, it's all about calories, content, and value for the most part.