Well I intended for it to cut the neighbor's tree that hangs over our lines, but.

We used to hang out all night at Wag's and drink coffee and noodle on our guitars. After months of this, our normal waitress asked us if we were The Black Crows and if she could have our autographs.

Man, I've already said it once in this thread (possibly to you!) but at least it's as you say painless and goes down easy. A lot of higher-profile visual romp stuff forgets to be any fun at all and is tough to swallow.

Just remember: Thumb tight on the outside, neutral wrist. Rotate THROUGH the impact. You got this.

I feel like he would be one of the first people those CK guys throatpunched.

We should be so lucky.

My Bacchus mech just laid around and drank reactor waste when it wasn't trying to simultaneously fuck as many other mechs as its ports would allow.

Eh… kinda? IMO that example is a little more loose. Now it's been however long it's been since the first Underworld movie was in theaters, but I remember a whole introductory party that was… yeah that part made me make the association.

Point exhaustively taken.

Really? I had no idea. Thanks!

Fair enough. Homage, not rip-off.

"Hey Artoo! Allow automatic updates from the Galactic Google Play Store!"

Yep. Me too. And I don't even use my headphones in the gym anymore. The placement of the phone in my pocket is too awkward and interferes with any hip-hinge lifts.

I don't remember any of that characters' names from these movies, but Marius and Magnus were two very ancient vampires from the Lestat series.

"Delightful garbage." That's perfect. Nailed it. Yeah they're crap, but they're really fun crap. Lots of crap movies forget to be fun these days.

I think they're probably a lot like the Resident Evils in that they're not any great shakes narratively, but have some pretty neat sequences. Hybrid dude pulling the other werewolf's head apart was pretty tits.

That's true, but the the whole bit with the way vampire and werewolf society was structured with clans and classes and bloodlines and aptitudes and goofy lingo for everything seemed VERY World of Darkness.

There are some "whoa! Badass!" moments in each, but they're… yeah… mediocre is as bad as I would put it.

They're no Resident Evil franchise, but they're ok.

Gyri and sulci.