A shitty white people job is worth 2/3 a shitty ok I can't even finish that.

Sure enough to get elected!

Because he means the bubble gum, not the sport.

Ok seriously though… who the fuck downloads porn? Who has porn "on a device" anymore. Are you saving it for the annual family camping trip when you don't have wi-fi? Do you watch porn on the bus? What the fuck? You don't have to have the porn now. They already have the porn. You just have to look at it. And while…

Her lips are like… guh. Lips don't usually do that.

I dunno. Never met the guy. (I haven't seen the properties he is in).

Beach troopers. Nope. No purpose. They don't even serve a tactical purpose. Who the fuck is storming a beach when you can just land a battleship the size of a city any-fucking where. Fuck, we don't storm beaches NOW because our tactical mobility via technology makes it pointless. In the SWU, there's no reason to have…

Beg pardon. I've heard this several times, so I'd like some clarification. Not that clarification in Star Wars isn't always worse than the hole they mean to plug (seriously you guys. Like, always).

Standard sci fi problem. All planets are one biome, populated by one species, and they speak one language.

Because without The Force, a lightsaber isn't very useful. Sure, a Jedi can parry a pulse beam, but that's a lot like being able to parry a bullet. If you ain't got magic powers, they're kinda eh as a weapon compared to a blaster.

There's no reason smartphones couldn't last a long time. It's just that the updates for the bloatware eat all your memory until there's nothing to dial the fucking thing with.

Look at inventions and scientific discoveries right now. There's not much you can invent that anyone gives a shit about, and new discoveries have to be explained to the public in the most simple terms, because you'd need to be a physicist or whatever to understand.

Yep. Then she blamed it on a clueless persona she plays.
Michelle still knocked out three of her teeth.

Thanks! I have student loan refunds coming up here. Might be my Christmas gift to myself.

I just never nailed technique. I can play it, but I'm sloppy. Oh well! It's still fun and I cannot overstate the importance of practicing a skill wherein your brain must interface directly with your fingers.

Keep laughing, friend. It's gonna be a weeeeeird year.

Man, I've been playing off and on for 30 years, and I still suck. It's good for you though!

*wordlessly points to trash can*

I'll be honest, so many sites anymore hard code so much unblockable shit onto their pages that it becomes a slog to try and scroll them. It's not my ad blocker.

I bought the GF's kid a carved wooden cat sculpture last year for Christmas. Still comes up. I already bought one. Why would I by another?