Vegan friendly, cooked in a metal box by a machine. How do you think it tastes?

I'll never understand how we got to the point that "never touched by human hands" was desirable in food.

Colorado here. Whenever I go into the dispensary, it's always contractors, older ladies, and office types in ties. I think the burnouts still just get their shit from Paulie.

There are people who believe a lot of stupid shit. The partner's kid is going for her masters in dietetics, and she really has a hard time in public. She doesn't tell people her degree anymore because they then proceed to preach to her about diets. Of course my partner works with plenty of nurses who get antibiotics…

Yep. It's true. As silly as I think some of the glutards are, if you have a kid with a condition or something, that seasoned pork loin is probably gonna make them really sick.

Closer to 30%, but otherwise your point stands.

Yeah I was gonna say the Lily Allen version would be fine. She's a pixie, not a rapist.

Yep. They are the people who write the laws.

Well you can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Look at it this way: if it wasn't for faithless resolutioners, your gym would be that packed ALL THE TIME. This way, it just keeps the place open.

Liberals, many of them commenting here, should at least be able to remember that there are elections every TWO years. And yet…

I always suspected you were a big ole softie, Mohd.

That's a long way to go for a "still a better love story than Twilight" joke, but you worked for it.

You're replying to Olaf with this reference. You have been outed as Garrison Kiellor.

Guy strikes me as one of those who can't get off unless he's crying.
NOT THAT I'M JUDGING.

Oh I only saw the funny ones. :-(

Nah. Neither fast food nor retail demand a professional experience. I don't care what it pays. They're both literally the most useless of services for the most useless of purposes. "Here's the cheapest shit that can possibly be produced at the lowest possible price."

Former nursing home dietary department. It's never the big ones who go off food, eh? I'll share something.

I didn't know I needed this. Thanks!

Well to be fair, he can only very charitably be called "white."