Dang. That's a good one. For the time being I'm sticking with my tried-and-true "Hot Pocket Presence" but will probably change it a few times before we draft.

I made this, but subbed the mushrooms with some marinated skirt steak because the girlfriend doesn't like mushrooms: http://www.seriouseats.com/…

FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD

I'll take getting hit by a car over reading either Gregggggggggggggggg Easterbrook or Peter King, personally.

For someone named "The Joker" you sure aren't funny >:(

Sports Illustrated's Peter King had one of the more awkward tweets: https://twitter.com/SI_Pete…

Let's run down the checklist…

Competitive walking peaked when it was the focus of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle.

WE'VE SEEN THE RESULTS AND THEY AIN'T PRETTY. REMEMBER DESERT STORM? IT'S BACK WITH NO EXIT STRATEGY. GOT A MORTGAGE? HAHA, ENJOY LOSING YOUR HOUSE! IN COLLEGE WITH LOANS? LIVE FOR TODAY, JUNIOR, 'CAUSE YOUR IDEAL FUTURE IS NON-EXISTENT.

Can we crowdfund this? I'd like to go back to then too.

BOO THIS MAN.

Those mystic color-coded runes of square, circle, triangle, and X!

Boy oh boy I sure do love walking around like a tank because I only have one control stick!

I was waiting for "Why, this movie doesn't have any dogs at all!" but it never came…

I really love "The Invisible Way" and it's been getting a ton of rotation lately.

Oh, you!

I just started the new RICK PERLSTEIN BOOK AW YEAH.

I've been listening to a lot of Low lately…BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I'VE BEEN FEELING! And they're good.

I need a new one of those because I certainly feel like I'm on my way out at my current one.

Ha ha! Waaht a story, AVClub!