NO! You want the numbers to go UP!

Don't telegraph your passes
You'll end up with molasses
Cauterized with syrup
And syrup and molasses

SOME OF US HAVE MORE THINGS TO FEED THAN AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR LIQUOR, BOSS.

YOU GOTTA PANDER TO THE MASSES, BOSS! BUZZFEED DOESN'T GET HITS BASED UPON QUALITY, BOSS!

You got it, boss!

It sure does.

Why don't you guys come to my office and hang out?

I followed the lead of Najeh Davenport and pooped in his laundry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

RE: Snark

THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US!

More that the game really doesn't change that much even with roster mods / the modding community isn't that big anymore.

DOES THIS MEAN THAT PC WILL FINALLY GET A NEW MADDEN GAME?

Bible fanfic hasn't been good since the Inferno.

With his mouth?

My nonreligious girlfriend works for a church that's super active in the LGBT* realm. They provide healthcare / shelters for runaway / abused LGBT* youths, for example.

What the hell are you talking about?

Who the heck spells "month" "munth?" I'm starting to think this might not be legit, BETHANY!

This is hilarious.

What a bunch of pretty ladies!

Lots of work / finances / social bullshit. Without going too far into it let's just say I'm in a bad situation at work and my job barely pays my bills which means I have zero social life, but jobs in my industry are hard to find at the moment due to the legal bubble bursting.