How does one chase a waterfall anyway?

I am very stressed for a multitude of reasons and not very happy as a direct result.

HOW DARE YOU OMIT PAULY SHORE.

[Uploads resume]

Follow me if you want me to look for Sonic fanart of your name!

I'd say this is the exact opposite of a "great job, internet!"

BUT WILL HE FIGHT KAZAAM??

Nothin' to worry about!

The quality of my pun is equal to how much writing talent Frey has!

Oh! Was the key in my heart all along?

[Bedhead very slowly walks away disappointingly at not being invited to Monsters of Inetria]

Darn tootin'.

It's funny you say that about Low and Slowdive because they're going on a tour together this fall.

From a Gawker site in February: http://jezebel.com/rape-lie… (Arguably the best breakdown of how it's totally false and was published not too long after the initial accusation was made)

Wait, what? After the initial story broke from xoJane a bunch of places picked it up (particularly music sites), then debunked the accusation because nothing in the alleged timeline made sense. They gave him plenty of coverage for the libel suit, nearly all of which indicated where the money would have gone, and most…

On one of the "women in Hollywood" type articles discussing wage / work disparity a while back the site got linked to Return Of Kings, which is about as vile as a website can get. It just takes a while for them to show up. We spend time on this website and see everything first. They actively are seeking out…

SURPRISE! They're films starring everyone's favorite Tom Bombadil!

HOW DO I GET THROUGH TO THESE KEEEEEEDS??

Stop posting.

While your comment is well-thought out and far more reasonable than I would have been, I feel that I should inform you that your buddy Philip also spent a good amount of time defending Orson Scott Card while being very upset about "the gay agenda" and "the intolerant left." So really he's not worth your time.