The Stone Roses succeeded due to their thick accents.

You're sure showing us!

Sever.

Lil B is goddamned terrible.

The new Conor Oberst article. The person is responsible for all of the deleted posts.

Mods were pretty quick! They had deleted a bunch of them. They were word salad combined with Disqus formatting kind of at random posted over and over again.

Largely in the Conor Oberst one. You can see how many comments they made.

It may have been an actually mentally disturbed person and it got really weird and kinda creepy. You're better off missing out on it.

No, he's not going to write the thing. Someone else will and then ZMF will forward it to a publishing company!

I was really bored one night!

I have a feeling Rob Schneider sometimes posts under Adam's name.

It was proven to be a false accusation shortly after xoJane first broke the "story." The timeline gave it away.

SkyNet was never this nonsensical.

Well that's just rude.

He's owed us for his horrible, horrible music for far too long.

Trolling or mental illness?

I was gonna say Morrissey seems really upset at the review the site gave him, but that works too.

Aw, you're cute [pats on head; messes up hair]

What.

WHO IS THIS 'US' AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE MCRIBS?