You and me both, Pugs. You and me both.

My brain can't comprehend how awful Morrissey rapping would be.

When I had a car I became over reliant on those cassette to headphone jack things for that very reason.

[Tina Belcher anxious noise]

ARGH YOU BARELY BEAT ME!

EDIT 'CAUSE I WAS BEATEN BY ONE MINUTE TO THE SAME JOKE THAT SPIELBERGO MADE: IF COMIC BOOK GUY DOESN'T DECLARE THIS THE WORST EPISODE EVER THEN I WILL CONTINUE TO NOT WATCH MODERN DAY SIMPSONS.

James Franco turned into John Malkovich so quickly I hardly even noticed!

Nah, it's not too bad. Or maybe it is and I'm just used to it from searing the hell out of meat.

Nah, we left at the top of the 9th because there was no way the Cubs were catching up and we wanted to grab a cab before the rush.

The A's Josh Reddick is using "Careless Whisper" as his walkup music, which makes him my favorite player until he stops using "Careless Whisper" as his walkup music.

I'm glad that the game I caught in the Crosstown was the Sox blowing out the Cubs in game 3 instead of the Cubs blowing out the Sox in game 4.

He's not going to be around this week, so consider it a tribute!

No I will not >:(

I used to have a huge CD collection, but sold most of it when I needed to pay for a move to Chicago. So now it sits on my hard drive.

HA HA.

TRAP SPRUNG.

Not my fault that my phone only has three songs on it.
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BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY THREE SONGS ONE NEEDS TO HEAR EVER.

I really should shoot a tweet at Mr. Mouth suggesting that he has Smash Mouth make a surprise appearance at the Gathering this year.

Same, but I can't help but revisit the S/T album every once in a while.

I've been reppin' the Mouth since I was but a wee Swaggins.