SHAMELESS PROMOTION THREAD SELF OR OTHERWISE

We've seen some strange acronyms before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Hideout is great. It's probably my favorite small venue in the city.

"Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt," "Butt."

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ONLY FIFTEEN MINUTES??

That gave me a great idea for SAVAGE MADLIBS.

PERLSTEIN HAS A NEW BOOK COMING OUT SOON I'M SO EXCITED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS NOTICED THE AMAZING PUN IN THE TITLE.

Star Wars Episode VII: Return to Mom's Basement

Wait what.

If I'm drunk why the heck would I be using logic or math or science?

Los tater tots?

Poop. It's poop meat.

Toilet bowl also starts with "TB."

*Tity Boi eats actual food; has gastrointestinal problems for the next week*

At least neither of us are fans of Detroit!

HELL YES MORE SPORTS ARTICLES.

We should have a buddy cop drama where our main source of conflict is out music choices.

So…will he serve as a cautionary tale or a model of rebellion to today's youths?