Why are you playing funky bass with a pick??

*WATCHES*

*The Grand BOOTapest Hotel.

something something don't eat the fish?

I mean, yesterday WAS a super slow news day until some poor US Airways lackey accidentally responded to a customer complaint with a very NSFW image of a model airplane crash landing in a woman!

My favorite thing about the Pulitzer news is yesterday on twitter it was immediately overshadowed by the hilarious airplane company PR incident.

Glassnote Records: If you're a freshman in college your favorite band is probably on our label.

Saying that you're not liked by your label for not being "loud, or outrageous, or a white girl with a big ass" when your label also happens to have the elevator music of Mumford & Sons on it makes your argument seem pretty silly.

ARGH I wish I had an extra $150 to drop on this.

How about we watch that instead?

You're gonna get kicked out of the Circle of Trust (tm) if you keep talkin' like that.

Yes.

Somewhere Robert DeNiro is reading your comment and crying.

Good to know that the distinction between SPACE MURDER or SPACE STANDING YOUR GROUND means nothing to Mr. Big Shot Harrison Ford!

See also: the Nation of Ulysses and the Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower.

Those damned youths!

There's a reason why a Wolf of Wall Street moment won and not something from, say, Nymphomaniac.

We saw Dean Wareham at the Old Town School of Folk Music and it was incredible. I was very sad to see that the small venue wasn't sold out for the first show, but my guess is more people were waiting until the second show to see Dean and his wife Britta play a Galaxie 500 set. Still, he's a very funny and very…

After shipping an 80+ lb desk with Prime it pretty much paid for itself. Prime rules and I'm totally fine with the $20 increase.

He writes for the AV Club, dude.