Is the Big Red No on hiatus or something? I don't like this non-union equivalent.

They're the things you pick yourself up by.

They're losing the Title Fight against puberty.

Oh, so he's an American Democrat.

I think it's a board, but I'm not positive.

March 1, 2012 was a happy day.

I plan on selling BENGAZIIII!! brand memo pads so people NEVER FORGET.

Does Ben Shapiro have a learning disability? There's no way that someone can willingly be that obtuse.

Stupid disqus must have stopped loading comments for me.

They need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps to end the oppression.

Ah yes the time when there was slavery and women couldn't vote.

Well, Ben Shapiro wrote an entire book on how liberals are "bullies" which means we must be doing something right.

Why the heck hasn't anyone said the Bluths yet?

I do not understand the question and I will not respond to it.

Teens make comedy now? Sounds insufferable.

Gonna spend my weekend playing Mount and Blade: Warband with the Floris modpack installed. Every few months that game sinks its hooks into me and I spend a few weeks on a campaign before finally giving up again.

Please, Zach Braff's films would never occur in a bar. They're so DINGY.

Pretty terrible, huh?

Damn straight it isn't.

People can multitask.