I'm 49-and-a-half
and I still say "dope-ass".

Gary was just taking a shit!

Valley Girl

The "then makes him kiss it. " is the best part of that.

CC's a real hag now.

Bobcat is awesome.

I read the original Planet of the Apes book.
It's pretty damn good. Wish they'd stop making these movies though.

Bobcat and Tomcat
A comedic duo.

overachiever of Obama-like dimensions
What does this even mean?

overachiever of Obama-like dimensions
What does this even mean?

Streaming to my PS3 (in an area where my neighbors are probably not raping the cable internet bandwidth with torrents and shit) I get incredible picture quality (depending on newness of the the film/show), and fucking 5.1 surround — streaming!

I would swear that story is from a commentary, but I could have read it online and imagined that I listened to it.

Three movies I watched constantly as a child:
Spinal Tap
Weird Science
Better Off Dead

You skate, I skate… WE skate.

This is a review of the Blu-ray, not the movie, right? There's not much else they could do for this release probably, other than include the trailer.

Songs mentioned
That's The Way It Will Be and Hard Times are the best two on the album for sure. Or at least the first two that stood out for me, and stay in my head all day long.

Yep, it was the Machine.

Oh… 'dem are little titties.

Played the demo
Gave up in the middle of the first anime cutscene that seemed to go on for 5-10 minutes.

For the record: I don't like voice-overs to begin with.