The characters' thought processes are more logical in Galaxy of Terror than this.

The reviewer is so badly wrong it's amazing. The film is just awful. Imagine all the stupid parts of Prometheus stretched to two hours. There is so little to enjoy. Perhaps two scenes were successful. The rest is a badly written mess. Danny McBride is the best thing in the film. Read into that what you will.

This guy had to justify his failing miserably at the obstacle course somehow.

This reviewer should take a good long look at himself. I am a big Statham fan. I like bad Statham films as much as the next guy. I can watch Transporter movies til the cows come home. I actually believe he's made some good films, too (Homefront, Safe, Crank 2). This film is awful. Absolutely awful. I'm only giving it…

Only 499 people would be eating faeces.