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But then it would be Michelle Trachtenberg - and I believe we've all had enough of her.

Wow - you all are mean.  I really like/d her.  She has the pipes and the bubbly personality to make it.  Marcus had been in the bottom two for a couple weeks in a row.  It was definitely his time to leave.  My favorite was her "save me" song from the night she was eliminated.  She was so great: http://youtu.be/d6OMwx4f

Hey, I know you're joking and all….(and I love a good joke when it actually works)

Ted was drunk - so I figure he never made it out of the city, fell down a flight of stairs or something and broke his arms.

Even with the hand "flipping"? At first I didn't get it, but then he started doing the hand stuff and I just about died.  Coming from a wedding "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"?  He (ted) tried!

"Diva Plavalaguna"…..

Oh, we have PLENTY of vinyl, including tons from new artists.  My husband is big into the Slumberland Records oeuvre.  But it's really cool to trawl the used record section of Half Price Books and Cheapo - you never know what you're going to find.  We also go to a couple other record stores that still sell records -

I'm going to be all hipster d-bag like and say, "About two weeks ago my husband and I found her first two albums on vinyl and bought them.  We'd been listening to them so much and then she died".

I gave it a "B" because I was drunk and that made it funny.  We laughed at every sketch and really enjoyed watching Bon Iver.

A "Black Widow" is a woman who preys upon men - marrying them for their money and then killing them.

I believe that "meh" is the equivalent of a "c".  You know, not good, not bad.

"My cat's BREATH smells like cat food".

I really liked the pulling of the condom from behind Bernadette's ear.  It showed that Howard isn't ready for kids.  At least that's how I read it.  After she said, "Well, sure we can have kids - you can be the stay-at-home dad" you have a second or two of Howard realizing how horrible that would be and then the

I never thought about the fossil fuel issue - I thought more about the fact that they had T-Rex's driving cars with their super short arms.

But you included "The Phantom" which had a cartoon series in the '90s

Oh….  That was a BIZARRE one!  Why did they think kids would watch?

What about "Baby Blues" or "Dilbert"?  They both got short lived tv shows.

The beginning of Up makes me cry every time.  And the book "The Quiltmakers Gift" makes me tear up when I describe the moral: It's better to give than receive and you don't need possessions to be happy.  I used to work at a bookstore and would recommend this book all the time and I would tear up.  Always made the sale.

But that's the thing with Ted - he's so not as smart and as smooth as he pretends to be.  He's such a tool sometimes.

Yep.  There was no way he was going to bring her back and let her get eliminated at all.  It makes too good of a story if she wins.