Perhaps this is getting over-analytical, but "show them your cock" implies (at least to me) that you're doing the fucking.  Like "throw 'em over a barrel and show 'em your cock."  You're a take-charge man who does the fucking.  The Commodore was clearly not implying that.

I like that he's always game to mock/celebrate the Stars Wars franchise on Robot Chicken when they need the "Luke" voice.

Man, how awesome would it be if Chris Brown punched Justin Bieber in the face?

How about an inventory of movies we'd LIKE to see, combining characters from different movies played by the same actor! Example, Tobey Maguire plays an orphaned young man lacking confidence and direction. He leaves home to work at an apple orchard and gets bit by a radio-active spider! A little bit of growing-up…

I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was a pretty good president.

The first Cars had Michael Keaton in it! They should have showcased him in the sequel.

@HipsterDBag — You know way too much about cars to be a hipster. They don't drive fast. They don't drive at all. They ride fixies with deep Vs in tight jeans and ironic t-shirts.

@HipsterDBag — You make a valid point in that all deaths are deserving of a measure of respect, but I think there's also a difference between dying from a heroin overdose, dying while skydiving, and dying from what appears to be driving at a reckless speed after a couple drinks. If my friend dies in a skydiving…

"Who hasn't gotten in the car after having one too many or gotten in the car with someone else who has?"

I love criticizing the dead.

Neil Gaiman
I don't suppose one of these films is based on Gaiman's interpretation of Snow White as featured in Smoke and Mirrors? Because I'd probably see that.

Hanks and Cruise have kids, too. No way people pull this shit when they have kids to feed.

You'd die before your stroke fell.

Who'll be the voice of Smaug?

Yeah, we need to see the battle of Helm's Deep set to Total Eclipse of the Heart. Cut to Gandalf when Bonnie Tyler's wailing "I really need you tonight!"

As in Brittany.

I'm with Beetle on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Morricone's soundtracks are the shit for the entire "Man With No Name" trilogy, but Eli Wallach racing around the cemetery to The Ecstasy of Gold is outstanding.

I dunno. I don't bother seeing any comedies in theaters anymore. Does the big screen really make it more funny? I can definitely wait for the DVD/Blu-Ray.

Yeah, The Other Guys had it's moments, but Michael Keaton really saved that movie for me. That, and Wahlberg's obsession with South American drug lords.

@Rich Tanguy, The Dr. Strangelove of our generation?? Are you kidding? Anchorman and Dr. Strangelove are not in the same stratosphere. One was a successful Will Ferrell vehicle and the other is the greatest satire of all time, produced at the height of the Cold War. Perhaps there's another successful, yet more…