Don't forget the Smuckers birthdays over 100! SOMEBODY has to keep us up on our centenarian population.

Stupid AFN only televises GMA. FUCK GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS. And I don't care what happened on Dancing With the "Stars" last night. At least Ann Curry is bearable to look at. Although, Natalie Morales is hotter than any morning show regulars. And she's not 50 years old, Christ.

@ miles — I can't believe nobody mentioned that earlier. how is the strength of the marshal service set up specifically to save Raylan, and yet completely complacent when the Bennet crew opens up with their automatic weapons? They're all just saying "Well, he's behind Dickie, so he's cool." WTF?

Amber Heard alone will probably make me check out the Playboy Club or whatever it's called. Damn, she's hot. And a lesbian?!

How about the Itchy and Scratchy movie? Didn't that break all kinds of box office records? I can't imagine how that sketch gets played out for 90 minutes, but I'd be willing to see them try.

Speaking of Star Wars, check this shit out.

Hey, for unnatural aging, I just realized Nic Cage was 22 when he filmed Raising Arizona. That shit blew my mind. It's like physically impossible for me to think of him as younger than 31.

Damn
Why didn't Timberlake go for "No Strings Attached?"

And Tawny Kitaen! What's she up to these days?

Weak, Murray. You gotta end that statement with "Imagine THAT!"

Not sure I understand the apathy towards To The 5 Burroughs. Paul's Boutique was roundly ignored upon it's release and only time has shown us it's genius. Tt5B may not be on the same level, but it seems like every time I play it, it's better than I remembered. I agree with Rabin that it's curiously…

Looks like a dead thread. Alas. . . . for my $0.02 I'll agree this is the best I've seen from AVC. Mad thanks.

Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable.

C'mon AV Club, nobody checks to see TAL is part of PRI? How tough is it to change the photo to the equally recognizable Garrison Keillor, who's actually associated with NPR?

And you can watch Louie in the comfort of your own home. Hollywood still believes there's something special about the multiplex — walking into the big theater, the lights go down, the surround sound comes up — and I'll grant that the experience is still worth it for certain movies. But I haven't been impressed by…

In their continuing efforts to fuck with us, the Coens could go out and just make a shitty "Not Another Teen Movie" type movie. Because so many of their films were originally panned, only to come back as cult classics, critics might shit themselves wanting to be on the right side of history. Then ten years pass and…