I thought pedophiles didn't like hair….

Ah, okay, gotcha.

I'm terrible with names.

Also, when trying to explain something desperately to someone, do NOT say "you wouldn't understand!" A complete waste of breath. In fact, do not wait for them to calm down and invite you to say your piece: say it, loud and repeatedly, whatever else the other person says until the message finally sinks in.

What's the pun?

So why doesn't the Second Amendment allow foreigners to buy guns? They're protected by the First and the rest, I assume - any rights that are not exclusively for citizens, like voting, are those of all residents.
If they aren't at all, then criminals should just target the homes of foreigners. Easy pickings.

When I visited my uncle there, his hunting rifle was casually propped up against the wall on the floor by my bed. I think (hope) it was unloaded…..

I must confess, I also immediately picked that for featuring in Ravi is the Best as well, and promptly wondered if the actor (name blanked) was thinking "this is sure to be picked for my Ravi is the Best" while he was doing it….

Bloody hell, this show is like building a tower of dynamite, with sticks exploding all over the place, right up until the final cataclysmic collapse buries everything under its ruins. Like juggling with live grenades….

Oh, "chill." I thought it was a recipe for Mexican food: Netflix and chilli…..

Guess Irish aren't important enough. Seems inconsistent, however - if Belle can be Australian rather than French, Hook can be Irish rather than English.

I volunteer to experiment….

What's wrong with sometimes? Fifty-fifty sounds fair to me.

I know not this "give" of which you speak.

I know not this "Netflix" of which you speak, but Torrance is my great pal - he'll get it for me….

Perhaps that comes from the fact that most male nudity is used for shock or comedic value, or perhaps that men are supposed to be hard and cut and muscled to look good whereas women are merely supposed to be reasonably thin.

The show sounds even more interesting. I am officially intrigued, thanks.

We comic virgins need the odd bone thrown to us.

That's why they call him the Flash I guess - only it's other people he gets to flash.

To be fair, I try and tear Jiminy apart on here as much as I can….