All I can hear right now is "It's time for the cromulater.  It's time for the cromulater."

No, no, this is good.  I had been looking for a reason to blow up a train station…

More like Justin Kindlingmoisture, Broheimerdinger.

I feel like we're all in agreement here, right?  Once upon a time Chuck Palahniuk's style served a contextual need in youth society and pop culture, but he never was a very good writer and for sure his time has entirely passed.  That said we're all happy to congratulate him on his success and send  him on his way in a…

Not exactly, in this case January Jones-style is an elaboration on wooden.  It serves to differentiate from, say "Scarlett Johansson-style", "Jessica Alba-style" or "Pinocchio-style".

Who is three feet tall.

The era of the immediate reboot is usually a horrible ridiculous joke, but at least it means that we could have a GOOD Reacher as soon as three years after Tom Cruise attempts to ruin the character forever by turning him into a self-positive Scientologist…

Likewise, I will never ever get the Eternal Sunshine thing.  It's like, that shit is more overwrought that a baroque iron fence…

John Madden, motherfucker.  Kiss the ring.

This is the best thing, ever.

Conan would run a tight as fuck 30 I bet…

I just felt like it, it wasn't an accusation.

I always did feel like the only one
Who posted regularly under the same name but didn't register…